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Miss Prim
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I just want to have sex. Just one steamy night of hot passion would do ( I think) so that I can stop thinking about it. I feel like a car that needs a service, once every year would do the trick.
I don't want advice about how to DIY, I want the real thing.
I If I could choose someone for the deed, he would be lean and muscular not too big or tall and he would have to wear a bag over his head so I could not see his face, not that I'm kinky but because I would not be interested in forming any sort of emotional attachment, just the act.
Ooh, feel better getting that off my chest, I have been afraid of blurting it out in front of my mum or worse.
Miss Prim
Posted on 18/07/2008 at 23:47 |
Mrs Whitehouse
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Oooooooo I've come over all of a fluster.
But what if he speaks??? Could it become a RELATIONSHIP?
Posted on 18/07/2008 at 23:55 |
Miss Prim
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My post looks like a seedy add you see in the papers.
I should of made it clear that I am a widow of 15mths and I am not in any way a pervert on the prowl. ( I don't think so anyway),
Miss Prim
Posted on 18/07/2008 at 23:58 |
Miss Prim
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Dear Mrs Whitehouse
He is only allowed to say,
"you are the best I have ever had"
Miss Prim
OMG I think this post could get out of hand!
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 00:04 |
Embarrassed and slightly unlikely Lothario
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...sadly, I am among those that acted upon these impulses.
Quite, er, frequently. Ahem.
Were I catholic I would be saying a whole bunch of hail marys......
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 00:20 |
Mrs Whitehouse
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Dear Miss Prim,
What do you mean by hand? Surely not! This is a brief encounter surely?
Mr. sometime Lothario I'll ask you not to take my name in vain. Please show some respect as I'm known in certain circles don't you know!
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 00:39 |
Miss Prim
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Dear Mrs Whitehouse
You appear to have some experience in this area, would you suggest I seek professional help.
Miss Prim
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 01:25 |
Miss Demeanor
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Dear Miss Primm
Will he have to take his socks off?
Yours
Miss Demeanor
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 02:09 |
Male anon
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Ah, but that car service. If you take it to a dealer that you have not tried before you could be seriously let down by their service and customer care and regret taking the car there to have any work done.
Surely better to find a garage that offers quality rather than brash promises and can maintain the car to a very high standard over a regular basis...
Besides, sex is so over rated and incredibly messy!
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 02:31 |
Miss Ingitevenmorenow
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Be careful Miss Prim. I had a night of passion three weeks ago with the most beautiful young man I have ever set eyes on. Mind blowing, fabulous sex - the best ever. Trouble is he lives hundreds and hundreds of miles away and now I just want more, more, more. Having put all those thoughts firmly away in a tightly closed, padlocked box when hubby went and died on me (20 months ago) now I'm almost regretting that the 'box' has been flung open. Oh, who am I kidding?!!! Where's the nearest airport?!!
Be careful for what you wish - it might be more than you can cope with!
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 07:31 |
miss behaviour
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Excellent thread......here's a little but serious health warning.
If it's the first time you sleep with a man after your hubby, it might be a good idea to choose someone very physically different from him, or do it with the lights on!
I say this because one of the first times I tried it, in the semi dark, my lover appeared to take on some of the characteristics of my beloved LH. This was very strange, I coped at the time, but it could have unhinged me.
Be careful out there you red-hot widders!
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 07:57 |
viv
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Hi all,
for the first time in ages this post has really made me laugh!
I think that my D would also be laughing and he would be saying- " if anything or anyone makes you happy and feel alive again then go for it - reach for the sky!!"
Nearly 7 months on I do get invites from men who are interested in spending time with me- i leave the rest to your imagination! and admiring comments which i do not at this stage feel inclined to act on.
My heart/head is with my D and i can't imagine sharing with anyone else- Know that D will be cross with me at 37 resigning myself to a life of celibacy- who knows what's around the corner!!!
watch this space.
xxx
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 09:03 |
Miss Whiplash
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Dear Miss Prim,
A cars have been mentioned above I wish to inform you that I have a 'friend' connected to the motor world. He doesn't look good though but is full of passion to the absolute max.
On the bright side, he's always looking for new associates, preferably with an ability to be adaptable and speak with a german accent. An expert knowledge of bowline, sheet bend and clove-hitches are de regueur.
But then I suspect that this is mosely not for you. Ah well! It was just a thought.
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 10:53 |
Miss Anthrope
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Well Miss Prim, I hope you feel purged by your outburst. I am only pleased that you never said those words in front of your poor Mother. What sort of way is this for a widow to behave?
There are people who think that widows are out to snare men, lure them away from their lawful spouses like sirens. Enticing them onto the rocks of depravity. And frankly your attitude does nothing to dispel that myth.
What you need my dear, is a nice book. Maybe something by Barbara Cartland, where men are men and women are ladies. Settle yourself with an ovaltine and some lavender water sprinkled on your nightie. And before you know it, you will be sound asleep. All of these lewd thoughts will be washed away with pleasant dreams of flowers and cushion covers. The world of fornication and coupling is closed to you now. You need a hobby. I suggest you take up good works or visiting the elderly. These are occupations better suited to ladies in our unfortunate position.
My dear, I have heard of the awful goings on of certain widows. It pains me to repeat some of the tales I have heard. In fact, as you are already vulnerable, I will not add more ideas to your fevered mind. Let me just say that I have heard of widows Laughing, Joking, Dancing and even being in the company of men they were not related to. And the root of all this? I think you know that it was Drink.
Try to veer back to the path of dignified widowhood, Miss Prim. You have had your moment, your night of moon madness. We were warned by dear Annie that the full moon could cause us to get very emotional. Most respectable widows heeded her words and chose an early night with the curtains drawn tight. I see that you were up at Midnight. You brought this upon yourself.
I feel that quite enough has come off your chest. The only way forward is to start putting things back on it. Start with a vest. There are some lightweight black clothes in the haberdashers for the summer widows, the long sleeves and high necklines can be very genteel.
I wish you well.
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 12:11 |
Miss Prim
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Please too much advice, I am only interested in wham bam thank you Mam. ie.
Must be starkers top to toe.
Brash and messy sounds good to me.
A "foreigner", good idea.
Similarities to hubby, sorted, "paper bag".
Not looking for happiness just a big grin will do.
Don't want anything mechanical or German.
Miss Prim
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 12:22 |
Full service history
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Hi Miss Prim
A kindred spirit.
I too felt like this a few months ago.
And as you say a car needs servicing as does a boiler and therefore it would follow so would a widder.
I found a nice accomodating chap, and just got straight down to it.
Steamy it was. Very good for the skin my mother used to say !!
Anyway I would reccomend it do it now on a regular basis. And in fact were meeting up next weekend for a re run.
So if your ready for it then just be careful about THINGS.
Another bit of advice from my mother. Be careful and watch you don't get pregnant.
P.S. I think she forgets she looked after my kids when I was in getting sorted in that department.
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 12:45 |
Miss Prim
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Miss Anthrope
Thank you for your reply, I am afraid your words of wisdom are wasted on me.
I don't have time for Mr Darcy's, the vapors or anything associated with etiquette, dignity or self respect.
Miss Prim
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 12:53 |
Mrs A.Moral
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Dear Miss Primm,
Sounds good to me.Even better if he turns into a pizza after the steamy sex!
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 14:16 |
Miss Whiplash
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Dear Miss Prim,
As we have corresponded before my advice is that you don't want pizza. I recommend a Super Dickmann
- the super light and foamy **** covered in crunchy chocolate which means party fun for everyone.
Failing that try a ginger nut, viennese whirl or a bit of battenburg. Ovaltine and lavender water PAH!
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 14:28 |
anon
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Miss Prim....u read my mind
Time/place & location please and ill even supply the paper bag.
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 14:46 |
Getting desperate
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Yes please,
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 14:50 |
miss totally up for it
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Miss Prim I'm exactly the same!
Male anon ( assuming you are male) - put me next on the list please, no paper bag required!
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 17:19 |
anon
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Now we're getting somewhere.
Form an orderly queue please and no talking. And If either of you are within 100 miles (ur driving half way too) of me...ive just started my engine....
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 17:40 |
Full service history
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Well must be something in the air.
My willing partner has just called to ask if i need an oil change.
I shall call him when it's dark and the kids and neighbours have gone to bed.
Better than going out and doing "The walk of shame " after the event.
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 17:45 |
Miss Prim
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Mr Anon
I said you could only say
"you are the best I have ever had"
Now I have formed an attachment, 'blabbing about your car', too much info, you must be eliminated.
Miss Prim
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 18:03 |
Miss totally up for it
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anon - Miss Prim is out of the queue so start your engine, and bring your dip stick!
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 18:08 |
Jim
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Miss Prim first....
what i always suspected...you 'walk the walk'...but when it comes to you 'talking the talk'....oh dear!!!
Miss Totally...
No messing about that then...im yours to command...where and when?
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 18:14 |
Male anon
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Miss P & Miss T U F I
All that car talk was purely an analogy to the service requirements. Like any finely tunded machine, Car, jet engine, washing machine (reminds me, must hang the washing out!), the female form requires expert servicing in the hands of quality mechanics. Mind, the old run arounds can get done for half the price at some back street workshop by a pimpled grease monkey.
Miss TUFI, the paper bag not being required, is that a statement on your elegance and beauty that any man would be willing to stare at and admire or the fact that you're so desperate, you don't care that I resemble Roy Hattersley and Margaret Beckett's secret lovechild.
However, whether this dissapoints or causes you to breathe a sigh of relief, I am still not ready to explore the nooks and cranny's, yes cranny's of the female form. If and when I am I shall be more than happy to don my novelty elephant posing pouch, bring two paper bags, well the first might split, and go slowly thorugh the service manual. However, like most men with a manual I do not bother going through it methodically, just skip through to the important bits and get it done with a bit of trial and error.
Now that washing .... so in touch with my feminine side with all this housework, fear I shall start watching Brokeback Mountain and listening to Kylie ...
And yes, I just checked, I am a guy, know that because my hands are fiddling in my jean pockets every 30 seconds.
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 18:37 |
anon
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Less talk more action......
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 18:43 |
miss totally up for it
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male anon
not having a paper bag is purely for practical reasons, as we all know, even the most well intentioned of gentlemen find doing two things at the same time a difficult task, and when over excited completely impossible, As I don't wish for the wrong buttons to be twiddled at the wrong time I think eye sight is a must.
I am a grown woman and do have the ability to shut my eyes if need be, however if you are a Hattersley love child i will make an exception and definitely suggest a bag is a must.
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 18:58 |
anon
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Miss T....
I hope youve got a double garage....
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 19:29 |
Male anon
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Miss T U F I
You say 'grown woman'. Can you elaborate on this and if I might help save you getting our wires crossed. Grown as in adult or grown as in buxom. It's just that, although I am not considered small (6' +). I still stay within the correct ideal weight in terms of the body mass index.
Now, I have nothing against the larger lady and am sure I am perhaps in the minority in this, but give me a size 10 rather than a size 16. Personal choice you understand. I have yet to get to the stage where I start looking at sites on 'feeders' and their rather strange sexual fantasies and desires.
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 19:51 |
Miss totally up for it
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male anon - grown as in adult and I certainly have curves in the right places.
Don't you men always say it's the quality not the size that matters??
Well you won't know what you've missed unless you try it!
anon - garage is single
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 21:26 |
Miss Prim
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Now hang on here!
You are beginning to ruin my fantasy, pouches, elephantitis, its grotesque, STOP IT!
Miss Prim
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 21:39 |
anon
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im with prim on this. this has gone far enough and theres too much talk and as ive said before not enough action.
prim i suggest you get yourself a video. totally even though your garage is small...i can probably manage to squeeze my jam jar in...just. As for curvy fems....bring it onnnnnnnnnnnnn....
which direction am i driving in...
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 21:56 |
Shaggy AKA Mr Luvva Luvva
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Miss Prim, like a certain company's products - I'm worth it!
Miss T U F I, grown woman - I'm thinking more like groan woman!
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 21:56 |
Christine
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Look in the spirit of helping out here, I have a double garage at your disposal, free of charge and now relatively free of clutter. Bring your own paper bags and sort your own rota out.
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 22:30 |
Miss de boat
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At my great age my name says it all, but it's nice to hear you lusty young things chatting, and gives me a laugh.
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 22:32 |
Dissapointed
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Ladies and Gentlemen
I would hate to stop all your fun games but a few things do need to be said.
Safe Sex yes probally not somthing you have thought about but as I found out from my recent exploits it needs to be taken seriously.
Imagine the scene low lights bottle of wine a great man or woman what ever!
Then you grab those condoms but what you forgot is they are passed the sell buy date,
So Ladies and gentlemen I wish to remind you all stock up on new ones and enjoy!
Maybe you can learn from my mistake!
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 23:07 |
Another Kate
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Hello,
Yes, I could see that it would be a bitch to be passed the 'sell by date' in every way, really, but the lights could not have been that low, Disapointed as those pesky little numbers can be so hard to read! You are obviously on the confident side! Anyway, I don't think there is any sex safer than cyber sex so everyone posting and reading can be proud of themselves:)
Posted on 19/07/2008 at 23:49 |
Miss D'opportunity
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oooh I feel a headache coming on. Wake me up when its over!
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 00:01 |
Another Kate
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Well, we all know 'the headache' excuse which I can swear I never used but as to "wake me when it is over"... well, there were times during 'procreation sex' that I was tempted...
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 00:29 |
Miss De' moment
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Ah, but I am jealous - I would have to to put a paper bag over MY head and a bin liner over the rest of me to lure any one to my bed chamber.
I wish you well in your carnal pursuits.
good luck in your endeavours
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 00:41 |
Male anon
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Miss De' moment, can I suggest that if you ever take out a lonely herats ad that you do not save time by cutting and pasting that onto the page, not sure you will get the right type.
Another Kate, procreation sex, wow, you guys over the pond make things so complicated.
Miss D'opportunity, all good men carry a pack of paracetomol in their bedside drawer ... and they check the sell by dates FYI Dissapointed.
Miss de boat, you are never too old, the chemists are full of creams and lotions to prevent the build up of too much friction.
And Christine, as I sort of know you, well, I was not aware that voyeurism was something that pulled your chain.
Shaggy AKA Mr Luvva Luvva, Miss TUFI is fine as a groan woman, just keep the windows closed or the neighbours will think you've left the dog home alone and is pining.
Miss Prim and Miss TUFI, as I am, how shall I say, lost at sea and not ready to bring my ship near to any harbour, may I suggest you arrange to meet each other and have one of those plastic dangly strap on whatsits and get the hormones back on track in one fail swoop.
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 01:34 |
Another Kate
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Dear Male Anon,
Yes, life and the creation of it can get complicated but I will say that in my/our defense the 'woo hoo, we are pregnant!' sex made up for most things....
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 03:15 |
Miss totally up for it
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male anon - thank you for thinking 'groan'is fine. As for plastic strap thingamegigs - I'm afraid it just won't do, A man is needed even if a paper bag for face is required
anon -you're driving south - isn't that the best direction for certain activities anyway???
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 08:14 |
anon
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Miss T...
Good for both of us then I think...I dont have far to drive...but if i needed to Ive loads of petrol in this tank....
(they get worse dont they!!)
East of West...
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 08:23 |
anon
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sorry that was meant to say 'East or West'?
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 08:24 |
Christine
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Oh dear Male Anon, time to introduce you to Ceebs' Theory of Geocentric Relativity . (Einstein and Max Planck are not the only ones who can come up with this stuff, Who says this board isn't educational?)
North, South, East or West are relative geographical terms, my dear. I know exactly where you are, but It all depends on where exactly Miss TUFI is. For example, most Londoners when asked where the North begins will perceive it to be somewhere around Watford Gap. Ask the same question of a Brummie and the answer is likely to be 'Leicester'. Test the same geographical concept of East and West in a Scouser. Go on, I dare you. Oh alright. I'll tell you. It's a well known fact that the North begins at Preston and South is anywhere beyond Toxteth. In our perception, John Lennon airport is in fact in a foreign country.
In an egocentric lttle nutshell, each of us believes that we live at the centre of the compass points.
Miss TUFI, I'm sure if he does manage to make it there, he won't have to ask for directions once the service begins. Unfortunately, a man having a map explained to him by a woman does tend to bruise the male ego, so I do hope service performance is not impaired because of this.
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 09:08 |
anon
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Ladies..Ladies...ur wearing me down now and really making me work for this. I just hope when I get there your not just along for the ride...I do love a woman that likes to take the wheel as well. At the moment there is far too much chat and too many flowery terms. Miss T are u in or out...directions please........
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 09:25 |
Miss Whiplash
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My dear, dear Ladies and Gentlemen,
I have read your resumes in great detail and note the thrust of your arguments. Would any of you be available for interview? En mass or otherwise? Placements are available in Milton Keynes and our bespoke Dungeon in Chelsea.
No need for maps - global positioning should do it.
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 10:03 |
ChrisJ
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Any mechanic would first cast an expert glance over the bodywork, this is folowed by the compulsory tyre kicking. Then there is the obligatory slow shake of the head, deep sigh and Tssk noises. Often repeated and combined.
This is even before the conversation turns to variable, higher mileage or performance servicing. Once a year servicing may not be enough for the higher mileage or performance models. Paradoxically the younger versions may require less servicing.
The mechanic is also under a strict and secret code of conduct that requires him to mention big end, crankshaft and dipstick in any conversation with a female version.
At the end of the service when everything that needed to be has been well lubricated there may be satisfaction in having a well running motor. However, one should also remember there are a lot of cowboys out there - and we are not just talking yee-hah and boots with spurs. You can get taken for an expensive and unsatisfactory ride.
After its over, there is always a price to pay and the cost never seems to match what has been done since for the expenditure the service didn't seem to take very long. And you probably need to keep an eye on them to make sure they did everything they were supposed to and not just fumbled about under the bonnet.
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 10:15 |
Male Anon
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May I please clear up some confusion.
There does appear to be some here that seem to think that I, 'Male Anon', better known as.......actually,save that for a later day, no year, ummm, better make that a decade; is actually one and the same as 'Anon'. Let me put those confused, and I realise that it may be an age thing with some of you, straight. I am the original 'Male Anon'. I know all my compass directions, bearings and have a sense of direction that would find my way home blindfolded from being dropped into the heart of the Aussie Bush (Those immature enough to see the word 'Bush' as some excuse for 'carry on' type smut, yes I know you're type, find the thread that begins 'up at the crack of Dawn'.
Anyway, I digress, where was I, oh yes, confusion. So 'Male Anon' is I where as 'Anon' seems to be directionally challenged although raring to go, whatever that means. 'Anon' also appears to have lots of petrol in his/her tank. I assume therefore, with the price of crude oil as it is, that he/she is either obtaining fuel on the blackmarket or works in the agricultural industry whereby the low duty red diesel can be consumed withour breaking the bank. Perhaps a small clue to 'Anons' true identity.
If all further confusion could be avoided I would appreciate it since my budget won't stretch to fuelling my considerable vehicle hither and nither. If it helps to remind you, remember I can find my way direct from the bush to home and vica versa when blindfolded.
Oh please,grow up, stop sniggering
Regards
The original 'Male Anon'
PS 'Ceebs' no giving clues away now!
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 10:38 |
Miss Prim
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Dear kindred spirits
I don't travel well and my garage is large but the pink shag-pile carpet is sodden and damp. (inherited from previous owners).
I have come (I wish) to the conclusion that for now I am best suited to early nights in my cotton gusset PJ's and hot chocolate.
May I thank you all for you support, I have been overwhelmed by your honesty and openness. My fantasy word has been shattered, my demise back to reality tough but I am now back on the straight and narrow. Thank you Kate for this wonderful site
Safe journey everyone
Miss Prim and Proper.
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 11:46 |
ChrisJ
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Sorry but one just has to say:
It is not the size of the garage that matters.
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 16:39 |
Another Kate
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I think you need to point this out to Male Anon as I believe, he was the one to bring up size. I guess he can be forgiven for desiring a healthy size 10 instead instead of some sort of double zero stick:)
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 17:05 |
anon
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Ok enoughs enough, Im not really bothered whether people think Im shallow or not, far too much has happened (in all of our lives) for me be bothered about what people think.
Miss T....this one if for you and im serious now..blatant as it may be...ARE U IN OR OUT? if your in, we can discuss the details later on, but if your out Ill disappear and say no more on the subject.
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 17:12 |
The Lady Eve
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Miss T, throw anon my way when you have done with him please, also please make sure he is not too exhausted!
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 19:56 |
Miss totally up for it
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anon -yes I'm in
The Lady Eve - when full body service is completed!
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 21:38 |
anon
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Coincidence...ive not long come on...checked this site...and there you were. Email kate for my addy and we'll go from there.
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 21:48 |
Miss totally up for it
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there you go - it must be fate... you can email Kate too if you like!
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 22:01 |
anon
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Done. I wonder....
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 22:09 |
miss totally up for it
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blushing and waiting in anticipation!
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 22:20 |
anon
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Ditto that....
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 22:30 |
anon
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At the risk of sounding prudish, this is actually just getting silly. You could try msn or bebo to cyber flirt.If I had read this sort of post in the very early days I would not have been happy at all.
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 22:34 |
Miss Totally..
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sorry you are right. I didn't mean to offend anyone and I'll post no more.
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 22:42 |
Miss Ingitstill
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The subject line warns that this is not for those of a delicate disposition!
Go for it - if there is one thing we are all experts on it is the fact that life is too short.
Yours,
still missing it!! (I chickened out of heading to the nearest airport)
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 23:10 |
Sandi
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I am still in the very early days 3 weeks and I have found this post very very funny and its has made me laugh which is something I have forgotton how to do.
I wish I had the skills and wit of some of the posters,
Sex is something that should not be a taboo subject even in these early days I am missing Sex and warmth of it just being held would be enough for me.
I hope to see more lighthearted posts because at times this is what some of us need we are all missing somebody and greif is not a competition which at times it can seem like with some of the posts.
To all the writers on this post you should make it a book it is great.
Posted on 20/07/2008 at 23:13 |
Miss Nomer
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Fantastic post - what a bunch of wits! Really made me giggle.....
Posted on 21/07/2008 at 11:21 |
Madame Suzette
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Bonsoir mes amies,
Je lis vos petite histoires depuis 2 jours, ils sont tres droles! J'ai rigole beaucoup! Je veux vous aider. J'ai une petite maison dans les banlieus de Paris. Vous etes toutes invitees pour un bon weekend et un peu de flirt. Mais il faut apporter vos sacs de papier.
Alors, qu'est-ce que vous penser?
Madame Suzette
Posted on 21/07/2008 at 19:04 |
Countess Plumptious
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I too wish to offer my boudoir in the service of this felicitatious enterprise. All geographers and travellers in the direction of true south - french or otherwise - are most welcome to my charming abode. I propose - if Madame Suzette will permit - a new Grand Tour in which the ladies remain resplendent at home waiting to receive the hard travelling gentlemen whose iron carriages require such tender ministrations. A lady could hardly refuse such gallantry when it (or he) appears on her doorstep. I shall set a candle light at every window and plump my cushions in an energetic manner in anticipation of a firm knock at my door.
Posted on 21/07/2008 at 19:34 |
Another Kate
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Okay, since we have been down the size route already, and y'all are moving things across the channel to the city of lights, who is going to come up with the first good chunnel joke or 'bon mot'?
Merde and bon voyage!
Posted on 21/07/2008 at 19:49 |
Mrs Affronted
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I have already posted twice in this thread - and no I am not Male Anon and I am not Miss Totally Up For It.
But I am astonshid that someone who couln't even be bothered to think up a fun name bothered to read over 60 posts to decide that it was all getting a bit silly and new people might not like it.
Gosh that takes some patience and determination to be upset. Take up a hobby land leave the rest of us to a bit of harmless fun.
So Miss TUFI and Male Anon - by now you may have exchanged email address's - Some reaction please - your public is on the edge of it's seat
Posted on 21/07/2008 at 20:34 |
eye candy
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ok so many women and not enough blokes. Eye candy ummm are we.
Well lets start the ball rolling then eh, I have offered my services before, quite some time ago and always willing to help out whenever I can.
Talking, nah. Get the wine and have some fun. game on.
Need to sort out some geographical areas so as not to disappoint.
I will go first and I am in NW.
Posted on 21/07/2008 at 20:45 |
anon
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Actually I should point out here and im only the messenger....the owner of the site frowned upon this post and the continuance of it.
Dont shout at me, im just relaying what i was told. So just you are aware that theres a possibility you may be contacted by the owner..im just letting you know.
Start a new thread or something but it might be an idea to get off this one. Sorry
Posted on 21/07/2008 at 20:54 |
Madame Suzette
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Je suis desolee.
Au revoir.
Madame Suzette
Posted on 21/07/2008 at 21:03 |
Mrs Admonished
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Sorry Anon
see you soon ?
Sorry Kate
Posted on 21/07/2008 at 21:06 |
Countess Plumptious
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parting is such sweet sorrow.....
it seems the curtain must fall upon our trivialities - although none of the players wished to offend but merely to lighten the spirits in a dark place.
Posted on 21/07/2008 at 21:23 |
Miss Ingitevenmorewitheverypassingday
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I am surprised 'anon' that you claim to speak for Kate - she has never needed anyone to speak on her behalf before as far as I am aware. In fact, I don't believe you!!
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